Memorable Terms and Condition

How can we forget the terms and conditions we brought in pictures for Taurange People who were planning to come to auckland in our absence. It was a major incident during our internship in NZ. So following were terms and conditions which were never implemented,

Terms & Condition for stay @ JANNAT
1. For spending a night at JANNAT tauranga janta has to pay $25 per person per night.
2. You can use the food items & other facilities provided in apartment free of cost.
3. Taruanga janta can stay free at JANNAT if more than 50% apartment owners are residing with them. This offer is open for two visits of Auckland and for further trips tourist or guest will be liable to $25 pp per night charge.
4. Use of Swimming Pool & spa is free
5. Full furnished Flat
6. Please pay 50% in advance to A/C 12-3204-0660058-00, ASB Bank.

Have a pleasant stay!!!

From

JANNAT RESIDENTS
1. Abhimanyu Kothari
2. Abhinav Bhardwaj
3. Gaurav Talwar
4. Prabhjot Sodhi
5. Prateek Agarwal

JANNAT SUPERVISOR
6. Abhey Kumar

Legend of Legends

Do you know hardest MATERIAL than diamond?

Can you think of meeting BROTHER of all brothers?

Do you know about SOURCE of all energy in this world?

You will find the coherence of sentences in blog if i inform you that i am talking about Aggu Bhai. Here is a short biography of legend,

It was one of the day of 1987 when summer, winter, spring all came together to welcome the kid of universe (no exaggeration). Everyone on this earth heard the voice of God Saying,

"There are Heroes, There are Superheroes, There is Hancock and now there is AGGU."

(God died after that)

His parents never took care of him because he was always busy in caring his mummy and daddy. His daddy had no power to speak a single word to him even in anger as all words were originated from the mouth of legend.

Days passed on, and after seven days of his birth, he started playing with children instead of toys. He used to play cricket with them using their head as ball and exploding them with a shot. After playing he used to fix the bodies of his balls, by placing each and every missed heads, hands, ears, eyeballs, liver, neck, teeth and other body parts at their proper place.

Months passed on, he was growing very fast. Whether you believe me or not his muscles size was equivalent to left leg of strongest Elephant, i have ever seen on Discovery. I was told by his surviving friends that they used to enjoy the echo of their voices in long tunnel which later found as legend's ear. His brain thinks much faster than speed of light. During a mishap, government was thinking about the victims, hazards and all but he was thinking about the government. About his brain, it is a well-known fact that as soon as he learnt the writing skills in Harvard University, he cracked all the fighter exams like IAS, CAT, JEE.

Years passed on, Spaceship starts coming from universe to pay him tax. It is said that if someone want to go from toilet to bedroom of Aggu Bhai, he/she has to purchase a metro ticket. I have never seen his face because whenever I try to look up to see his face I can only see his legs which mingle with sky.

If I try to summarize the biography of aggu bhai may be life of my grand children will be consumed to complete the task of their grandfather.

In the end i think this universe will end one day when aggu bhai will feel hungry and eat it as a sweet dish.

Special Thanks to:
Pratik Aggarwal (Aggu Bhai)

Clearing the clouds of Devastation

New post new responsibilities.

This is applicable to blogs too!!!

Just saw the face of kothari and his negative attitude towards common blog instigated me somehow for writing another blog. This blog is a savior effort to mend the devastating "Jannat ki Awaaz". I am trying to clear the clouds of devastation of "Jannat ki Awaaz" by my two soft palms. I think it will encourage blog ownder and blog readers to write and comment respectively. You cannot think of writing continously 5 blogs with negligible amount of comments in appreciation. But few things are meant more than appreciation.

We just came from SkiCity Cinema in Auckland. We purchased three tickets at rate of $10 each. They were cheaper not only for three of us but for everyone in SkiCity due to tuesday effect. Further, Don't make any wild guessing in finding out the other two chaps, they were swati and talwar. It was really nice to spend time with them for "Thoda Pyar Thoda Magic". Watching a hindi movie in abroad seems to be more effective in terms of sarcasm regarding foreign matter. I think few major and minor shots of movie were dipped in the glue which makes them to stick with the inner walls of my mind. As an aftereffect of movie, me & talwar travelled the longest distance in auckland in peace without doing bakchodi. I am still in dilemma regarding my state whether it is an aftereffect of movie or a permanent transition which incurred into my behaviour due to my recent experiences.

Whatever it is! It is a new feel to me in a new western country. The small fundas given in movie to small kids seems appreciable to me and personally i realised that all the moral fundas that we feed to our children with spoon should be implemented in our real life too so that spiritual satisfaction can be attained.

In end for reducing the level of sentiappa from this blog I want to say a truth that The kothari is screwed because he is posting the posts of Jannat on his blog, he is fishy and selfish in building his own blog... Sorry Kothari but Truth tastes sweet sometimes only!!! 11